Sour Lemon Drops

"I wonder if I've been changed in the night? Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same, the next question is 'Who in the world am I?' Ah, that's the great puzzle!"

Apr 10, 2009 8:50pm

Roles:
Customer: (age 25, meathead, an abundance of swirly tattoos, red cap)
Me: (19, clearly over her job as a cashier/ barista in the Barnes and Nobles Cafe but still making somewhat of an effort, slightly quirky)
Customer: Hello there sweetheart. How are you?
Me: Fine. What can I get for you today?
Customer: A venti coffee and a venti hot chocolate.
Me: Anything else?
Customer: (shifts eyes and begins to laugh) Yeah actually there is something else you could help me with.
(pause)
Me: (begins to laugh uncomfortably)
Customer: You were smiling at me.
Me: Right. Your drinks will be up at the end.
Customer: Thank you sweetheart.
Since when did Starbucks become the cover up for a brothel?
The audacity of some men never ceases to shock me.

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